Author: Ethan_Gorman

Look, I’ll just say it. I’m Ethan. I’ve spent the last fifteen years watching people fumble toward each other—sometimes beautifully, sometimes like they’re assembling IKEA furniture in the dark. And right now, in Hillside, Victoria, in the weird pressure-cooker of 2026, the question of erotic massage keeps coming up. Not as a joke. Not as…