So you want to know about discreet hookups in Thorold, Ontario. Tucked between the Welland Canal locks and the Niagara Escarpment, this city of roughly 19,000 isn’t exactly a neon-lit metropolis.[reference:0] And yet… something’s happening here. Maybe it’s the Brock University crowd spilling over from St. Catharines. Maybe it’s the Canal Bank Shuffle crowds or…
Hey. I’m Gabe. Gabriel Hoffman, though my friends just call me Hoff. I’m from Thorold, Ontario—yeah, that little town wedged between the Welland Canal and the escarpment. Most people blow past on the QEW, heading for Niagara Falls or Toronto. Their loss. I’m a sexology researcher (retired-ish), an eco-dating activist, and currently a writer for…
Hey. I’m Gabe — Hoff to my friends. And I’ve seen enough private chat logs from Thorold to fill the Welland Canal twice over. The question isn’t whether people here are using encrypted apps to find sex. It’s why the hell everyone seems to be doing it right now, and how the upcoming concert season…
Hey. I’m Gabe. Gabriel Hoffman if you’re being formal, but Hoff works. I’ve been around the block—both feet, if we’re counting—and I’ve spent more years than I care to admit studying what makes people tick in bed and out of it. Thorold’s my home, and I’ve watched this little canal town fumble its way through…
