Tantra Victoria

Look, let’s cut the crap. You’re in Bundoora, maybe scrolling through the usual apps—Tinder, Hinge, whatever—and you’re exhausted. The swipe culture feels hollow. The escort ads in Melbourne are transactional, leaving you emptier than before. You heard a whisper about “tantric massage,” and suddenly your algorithm is flooded with promises of “happy endings” and erotic…