sex clubs L’Assomption

Look, I’ll save you the Google rabbit hole. There are no dedicated sex clubs in L’Assomption. Not one. Not even a “swinger-friendly” basement with a red lightbulb and a leaky ceiling. I’ve lived here since 1981—born at the old Hôpital de L’Assomption, back when it still had that weird smell of floor wax and boiled…