nightlife Esch-sur-Alzette

So you’re in Esch-sur-Alzette — Luxembourg’s scrappy, post-industrial cultural heart — and you’re not looking for a soulmate. You want a spark, a laugh, maybe a secret that ends with sunrise and no last names. That’s fine. Totally fine. But 2026 is weird. The dating apps are collapsing under their own gamification, people are exhausted,…