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G’day. I’m Ethan. Born in Mulgrave, raised in Mulgrave, and — against all odds — still here. Used to be a clinical sexologist. Now I run a column called “AgriDating” for a weird little site, agrifood5.net. Yeah, I write about the messy overlap between what we eat, who we fuck, and how we treat the…