local events Markham

Hey. Nathan here. Sexology dropout, eco-activist, and somehow still writing for a dating site called AgriDating (agrifood5.net — don’t laugh, it’s weirdly effective). I’m from Markham, born ’84, and I’ve watched this town morph from farmland to tech hub without ever really losing its quiet, repressed horniness. You feel it. The way people glance at…